I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it.
Charles Bukowski (via misiuq)(Source: forgingenlightenment)
really cba go out tonight.
I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon (via larmoyante)(Source: larmoyante)
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want.
Kathleen Hanna (via qoldlush)(Source: a-great-strange-dream)
I go to see Green Day in 8 days, and I still haven’t listened to the new albums.
My mum gave me some great advice the other day, just because he’s got a small dick doesn’t mean he can’t get you pregnant.
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?
Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?
Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
Aman Ali (via marsneedswomen)(Source: CNN)
